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schlitter 

slang for kitty litter
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etymology: shit + litter = schlitter
shopping list:
pasta
bar soap
ice cream
paper towels
schlitter
schlitter by PajamaSutra June 21, 2019

Osgood-Schlatter's Disease 

Osgood-Schlatter disease (also known as tibial tubercle apophyseal traction injury) is an inflammation of the growth plate at the tibial tuberosity, and is one of a group of conditions collectively called osteochondroses. The condition is named after the American surgeon Robert Bayley Osgood (1873–1956) and the Swiss surgeon Carl Schlatter (1864–1934), who independently described the disease in 1903.

The disease is most common in active boys and girls aged 11-15 and is usually self-limiting


Causes
The condition is caused by stress on the patellar tendon that attaches the quadriceps muscle at the front of the thigh to the tibial tuberosity. Following an adolescent growth spurt, repeated stress from contraction of the quadriceps is transmitted through the patellar tendon to the immature tibial tuberosity. This can cause multiple subacute avulsion fractures along with inflammation of the tendon, leading to excess bone growth in the tuberosity and producing a visible lump.
Osgood-Schlatter's Disease

-Dude, What is that huge ass lump on your knee??

-Oh that is just my Osgood-Schlatters Disease also known as jumpers knee

-sweet

Schlonger 

The adjective that describes someone whose schlong is longer than someone else. Can also be used to describe one with a very large schlong, one that is likely to be longer than many other schlongs.
I'm schlonger than you mate, get over it.

NOT:
His dick was so much schlonger than my boyfriend's!
-the idea that we are talking about his schlong is within the word 'schlonger'. You do not need to say 'dick' As well, if you do not put 'sch' before 'longer' in that sentence, it would be functional.
Schlonger by Schlong Longshire February 12, 2009

Schmotter 

An extremely friendly person willing to engage in conversation with anyone they meet; Disarmingly simplistic and sincere, showing genuine interest in what other people have to say; Easily accepted by most;
Having a contagious zest for life and a bright smile.
Often using terms such as; Bro, Broski, Brother.
"That guy didn't know anyone but he sure was the Schmotter of the party"

"Of course I got the job. I was totally Schmotter!"
Schmotter by Dellaliscious February 4, 2010
A mix of " see ya" and "later"
dude calm down, schlater