The act of passing gas while excreting a turd.
Man, the guy in the next stall had the dookyfarts!
A spray of fecal matter, usually caused by diarrhea, that coats the back wall of the toilet bowl.
Dude, don't use that stall! Someone schlotted the hell out of the toilet.
A person who is a legend in their own mind. A person that is truly convinced that all of the bullshit that comes from their mouth is a statement of fact and relevance. Basically, a complete fucking moron.
That guy is such a dick. He talks so much shit. What a Whitner!
A nut infested turd.
All those peanuts at the game gave me the ruthers today.
Beaners per square inch.
Damn, this city has about 1000 BPSI!
A bowel movement that comes out like an ass sneeze. Usually hitting everything but the water.
When I got to the bathroom, I spraygued all over the toilet.