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Schleifenschlampe 

A person who ties somebody else’s shoe.

Eine Person welche anderen die Schuhe bindet.
The new girl in our class is such a schleifenschlampe, she really ties everyone’s shoes for a fiver.

Das neue Mädchen in unserer Klasse ist so eine schleifenschlampe, für ein Fünfer bindet sie von jedem die Schuhe.
1.An individual whom screws up everything by any possible means.
2.A goofy dude who has a messed up life and want to fuck up people's life in a friendly manner.
3.School or University tuition fee which is a ripoff procedure towards the poor students and their parents.
4.An item or commodity which is meant to be useful but it's not. It does exactly the opposite of what it's supposed to do.
Examples:
1.you screwfee!!! I don't wana hang around with u anymore.
2.He is trying to steal my life. He is a fucking screwfee indeed.
3.University of Farmarbar's screwfee doesn't equate the quality of educational system.
4.This screw driver is a screwfee.
My Car's screwfee cooler generates hot air.
screwfee by Apparent January 24, 2009
1) A man of missfortune.
2) A torso man
3) To work ones mobile both effortlessly and with zaaz
4) Cannot swim
5) Interchangeable with use of lyrics i.e. "Tonight's not gonna be Schleaffe's night"
6) To undergo a stage by stage metamorphis throughout a night. a) Hyped b) Horny c) Sleepy d) Rage
Look. The Scheaffe is asleep. Lets cap him.

Some say I am The Schleaffe.

Blame it on The Schleaffe

Is The Schleaffe coming?
Schleaffe by OldDoobs September 8, 2010
Someone who thinks they know how to solve a problem but ends up just saying random things that do not make any sense at all. They also have an abnormal fondness of math and physics and feels as if it is there duty to make everyone feel awkward. And feels obligated to do so. while similar to a schwemee, it should not confused with its more social counterpart.
Damn man, Schlemee is wearing zip up pants again and trying to get the attention of the proffessor by yelling "chain rule!!"
Schlemee by csbdonkeykong77 July 26, 2012

If schleife 

ein scheinbar unlösbares problem, eine situation aus der man nicht mehr herauskommt.
Stammt aus der Sprache der programmierer. If schleifen existieren nähmlich überhaupt nicht,es gibt nur eine if abfrage. Wenn man sich in einer if schleife befindet, weiß man also das man sich auf dem Holzweg befindet,
Kannst du mir mal helfen? Ich glaube ich stecke in einer If schleife !
If schleife by Ravendave447 July 7, 2020
a family of six including a set of twins and a animal of some sort. Never has food in the cupboards and has strange ways of entertaining their pet. Love these people.
"Lets go to the schleifer house" "You mean the yellow one?"
schleifer by squasqua August 12, 2009
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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