schleusner 

Someone who cannot function without coffee. Or. The act of being unable to function as a person without coffee.

This morning I was such a Schleusner until I had my coffee.

schleusner by Slappydee March 27, 2016

Hammermaker Schlemmner

What some people call Hammacher Schlemmer -- the catalogue of somewhat unusual (and usually quite expen$ive) products that's been around since 1848.

Hey Dean! I just got the Holiday 2016 copy of the Hammermaker Schlemmner catalogue, and they have a self-heating bathrobe in it! I think I'll get on the blower and order one right now!

Hammermaker Schlemmner by Telephony November 24, 2016

schleinerickis 

Dicks

Good for hiding the fact you called someone a dick

Mum: You haven't done any work today, I'm taking away your Xbox!

Son: Schleinerickis...

schleinerickis by Toothbrushboy August 21, 2017

schleener 

a snobby prick with a long ass dick

Man, Lisa told me that Tommy is a real schleener.

schleener by Lean Schleen December 8, 2016

schlenergy 

That vibe of energy you get from a guy who walks around knowing he has a massive schlong

That guy over there... I can feel his schlenergy

schlenergy by townhouse69 March 8, 2020

schlesener 

a person who is weird and outdoorsy

they sure are a schlesener

schlesener by softballlover2007 March 22, 2019

Schlesier 

A skidmark on the back of a toilet that can’t be pee’d off.

Someone left a Schlesier in the left stall. now we need the damn janitor

Schlesier by Souptime85 May 6, 2025