A man with low standards, who, in focusing on convenience over quality, will take whatever he can get.
by Ed, A General, A Renegade May 13, 2005
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She was in her early twenties, but very pure, having had only one boyfriend since she was seventeen. Not only a worldly man, but quite the schlemmer, he used his experience to take complete physical advantage of her...not to mention the emotional abuse he dealt.
by RBWC November 17, 2003
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A magazine filled with hella expensive stuff no one would use in real life. The magazine was created for billionaires and rich, ass white people to spend the extra million dollars they find between their couch cushions on.
by RealSh*t September 25, 2013
Get the hammacher schlemmer mug.Guy1:I went to get a soda and jeff jumped out of the cooler and scared the hell outta me
Guy2:Von Schlemmer?
Guy2:Von Schlemmer?
by craz kylo May 23, 2008
Get the Von Schlemmer mug.in german speach a schleimer(for she "schleimerin") is a person whos head is proverbial sticking in ones ass - for a schleimers advantage... also the austrian (a german dialekt) word "oarschkriacha" - something like (free translated) asscrowler means the same.
a person veryvery nice too other people only for getting into better positions.
a person veryvery nice too other people only for getting into better positions.
by martin mou newmiller December 24, 2006
Get the schleimer mug.The act of getting too drunk and trying to tell people how drunk you by using the word either smashed or hammered. But seeing that your so drunk you can't talk, in the middle of your sentence you get real confused and the word "schmammered" slurringly comes out of your mouth.
Amanda put down her drink, looked me in the eyes, got real excited and said, "Schmaynard, I'm Schmammered."
by Schmaynard August 31, 2008
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