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schlepper 

A laborer. Someone so stupid or ill-educated that he is employed to fetch and carry things.

From the Yiddish schlep, to drag.
We have to reorganize the warehouse. Get in a bunch of schleppers.
schlepper by mrdobolino November 29, 2012

Schleyer 

- Bringer of Orgasms.

Dominant male capable of extended and vigorous coitus.

Derived from Dragonslayer and the Germanic word "Schley" which means a rod.

reference note -"the little death", is a metaphor for orgasm.
The Vamp has fallen to the Schleyer this night.

Horny wenches seek the Schleyer and the fair virgins he happens upon shall have a short shelf life.
Schleyer by Scarrath November 22, 2009

schwepervesence 

according to AZ in the 1994 classic Nas song "Life's a Bitch", it is a sense of ghetto success and prosperity, involving both pride in your hood and the effort to do big things in your own situation
yo i keep that schwepervesence stayin in my blood son im bout to have this whole block on lock ya heard
schwepervesence by edge- ROC January 6, 2008

SCHLEYER 

the shit pretty much. An old German name that has defeated countless amounts of bitches. Many girls are not able to withstand the Schleyer man.
you tell a girl you are a schleyer and she is on you like white on rice.
SCHLEYER by MarkMack November 16, 2007

schleprock 

To carry heavy burdens. One who is said to unlucky or extreamly unfortunate. Also formerly a character on the popular cartoon "The Flintstones."
1. Yo, Lacey I've been a schleprock all week. First my car broke down and while walking to work a bird shit on my head. When I arrived my boss fired me and when I took the bus home I was mugged. By the time I got home my dog Lucky had died.
schleprock by Varris January 17, 2004

shiksa schlepper 

Shiksa schlepper-A Jewish guy who always has to bring a BEAUTIFUL Blonde Catholic girl to all social events, to one-up his friends, and make the Jewish girls jealous.
Melvin brought this gorgeous blonde to our Sigma Alpha Mu fraternity party last night. Killer body, too! What a shiksa schlepper!
shiksa schlepper by B. Ebstein February 16, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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