The act of eating one's own cream pie out of a woman's anus, especially but not limited to when there are undigested vegetables such as corn, carrots, peas, etc. present in the anal cream pie.
Damn dude, she was so freaky, we even tried a Schepers' Pie
a guy who likes to fuck 18 year old girls.....then obsesses about them later. usually found in a tree stand drinking beer while wearing an iron on shirt.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.