1: A bad lay, esp. one where the dame lays there and might as well be sleeping.
2: Extremely tired and worn out, typically after long, hard hours at work or some other institution of paid torture.
2: Extremely tired and worn out, typically after long, hard hours at work or some other institution of paid torture.
1:
Man 1: Suzy has a great body.
Man 2: Ya, but she's a total chlorofuck.
2:
Woman 1: Leave me alone, 12 hour swing shifts have me totally chlorofucked.
Man 1: Suzy has a great body.
Man 2: Ya, but she's a total chlorofuck.
2:
Woman 1: Leave me alone, 12 hour swing shifts have me totally chlorofucked.
by Varris October 05, 2007
by Varris August 29, 2003
To carry heavy burdens. One who is said to unlucky or extreamly unfortunate. Also formerly a character on the popular cartoon "The Flintstones."
1. Yo, Lacey I've been a schleprock all week. First my car broke down and while walking to work a bird shit on my head. When I arrived my boss fired me and when I took the bus home I was mugged. By the time I got home my dog Lucky had died.
by Varris January 17, 2004
1> A dance craze, done by tucking your hands under your armpits and flapping your "chicken wings" while doing the peck and scratch.
2> That smell, you know it, when chicken has been left out too long.
2> That smell, you know it, when chicken has been left out too long.
1> Woah, you should see grandma do the funky chicken!
2> *sniff sniff* WHEW! That is some funky chicken, might as well throw it away or feed it to he dogs or something.
2> *sniff sniff* WHEW! That is some funky chicken, might as well throw it away or feed it to he dogs or something.
by Varris October 07, 2003
1: Personally motivated spending of government funds by politicians. Spending the wealth of the people but not in the interests of the people.
2: Meat taken from swine.
3: Vulgar slang for sexual intercourse
2: Meat taken from swine.
3: Vulgar slang for sexual intercourse
1: Damn, congress just "Okayed" a bill to put a liquid gold fountain in front of the white house. Talk about pork!
2: I went over to Johnnys house for some free breakfast but all he had was bacon and sausage. Too bad I don't eat pork.
3: Yeehaw, after about 12 Bud Lights I got tired of watching nascar and decided to pork my old lady.
2: I went over to Johnnys house for some free breakfast but all he had was bacon and sausage. Too bad I don't eat pork.
3: Yeehaw, after about 12 Bud Lights I got tired of watching nascar and decided to pork my old lady.
by Varris June 07, 2007