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schlamed 

The act or process of feeding thirsty goats gingerbread.
Mike schlamed bella.
schlamed by Michael Zinshteyn February 13, 2008
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Schlameel 

someone who tends to make the wrong decisions or ruin everything- also see mush , schlamufde
"What a schlameel!?!"
Schlameel by Neil, Joe, Bryan June 18, 2008
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schlmedium 

an average penis, not quite qualified to be referred to as a schlong
Glenn only has a schlmedium, but Jason has a full-blown schlong!
schlmedium by j-money$$$ February 23, 2009
A blend of the words "so" and "lame". So lame= SCHLAME.
I HAVE TO BE HOME AT 9PM TO FEED MY FISH.

YOU'RE SCHLAME, DUDE.
schlame by halestorm47 June 10, 2019
"Tom and Paulie got schlazed the other day."
schlazed by Tuckerq23 October 15, 2007
The noise a person makes when storming out of a room. Origionally invented by famous MC/Beastboxer Boogy Woogy in The OSG's song Mockingbird Feat. Thaulmatter
He got pissed off and Shlamed out the door.
Shlamed by Rony Peters September 26, 2009

schlated 

To be totally and completely dissed.
Dogg, that girl treated you like a chump!! You got schlated.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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