5 definitions by halestorm47

fizzumph

Comfy

Those days when you're tired, cold, sick or just plain lazy, the only thing on your "to-do" list is lay on the couch with a cozy blanket, get FIZZUMPH and watch tv."

by halestorm47 May 7, 2019

schlame

A blend of the words "so" and "lame". So lame= SCHLAME.

I HAVE TO BE HOME AT 9PM TO FEED MY FISH.

YOU'RE SCHLAME, DUDE.

by halestorm47 June 11, 2019

Justin

Shorter way of saying: just in case.

You better grab a coat, for Justin.

Who's Justin?

Just in case.

by halestorm47 June 11, 2019

golden loaf

The poop that comes out so perfectly smooth, the wad of toilet paper after the first wipe, remains clean and free of skid marks. That deuce that now sits at the bottom of the toilet bowl is called THE GOLDEN LOAF.

When pulling off 1-ply toilet paper in one full piece is more challenging than it should be... You salvage what you can, and are overjoyed when you realize your body has rewarded you with a "Golden Loaf".

by halestorm47 May 7, 2019

Fool's Gold

Seemingly the "perfect woman, until she removes her eyelashes, her extensions, her push-up bra and lip injections...then discover she's bat-shit crazy with "daddy issues"

He thought he had met "The One", but turns out she was FOOL'S GOLD.

by halestorm47 September 6, 2022