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by halestorm47 June 10, 2019
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The poop that comes out so perfectly smooth, the wad of toilet paper after the first wipe, remains clean and free of skid marks. That deuce that now sits at the bottom of the toilet bowl is called THE GOLDEN LOAF.
When pulling off 1-ply toilet paper in one full piece is more challenging than it should be... You salvage what you can, and are overjoyed when you realize your body has rewarded you with a "Golden Loaf".
by halestorm47 May 07, 2019
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Those days when you're tired, cold, sick or just plain lazy, the only thing on your "to-do" list is lay on the couch with a cozy blanket, get FIZZUMPH and watch tv."
by halestorm47 May 07, 2019
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