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shlmedium 

When ones dick is in between a shlong and a shlort
Vans dick is a shlmedium, it is in between a shlort and a shlong
shlmedium by Burkblue April 6, 2015
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Shlamped 

An instance in where a person is very very stoned
I'm ode shlamped nigga, deadass!
Shlamped by ImOdeShlamp December 13, 2016

Mask Shamed 

When others treat you with disdain or contempt for (1) not wearing a mask in public or (2) wearing a medical grade mask that health care providers need.
I was mask shamed while lining up for groceries without a facial covering. The piercing stares and angry mumbles from those wearing masks left me feeling uncomfortable.
Mask Shamed by GD from SoCal April 4, 2020

Shimmy Shamed 

1) To beaten half to death
2) To be pistol whipped
3) To be clubbed over the head with not a foreign object but a familiar one like a bat ot 2x4 (two by four)
4) To be tricked, scammed or hustled
1) I made a wrong turn in Washington Heights and was Shimmy Shamed.
2) I was out cold when vinny shimmy shamed me with that .45.
3) Man, my head hurts after being shimmy shamed with a boulder, brick, golf club or "insert very familiar object here".

4) I took my family to times square where this guy and his associates Shimmy Shame me at 3 card monty and I lost all my money and marbles.

Cum Shamed 

Feeling embarrassed after being turned down to swallow a cum load.
Last night, I invited Teddy over for a blow and go. When he got to my place, fucking dude cum shamed me saying he didn’t want to feed me his load.
Cum Shamed by CTJRE January 6, 2020
A shame and a tragedy combined. Something so horrible you can only use this word to describe it.
EX. Brianna's weave is as dry as the sahara desert. Her weave is a SHRAMEDY
shramedy by loverbug July 24, 2014