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schlaank 

1. the disgusting particulate matter, consisting of dirt, dust, and hair that accumulates in the water cup of a beirut/beer pong game, especially games held in a college dorm room, where schlaank is particularly common.
2. Anything that has the disgusting qualities of schlaank.
1. "Loser (of the game) eats the schlaank!" (highly unadvisable).
2. "Yo this meatloaf tastes like schlaank."
schlaank by ballsanweiners February 19, 2009
Related Words
The act of having casual sex with another person
“Hey girl, do you want to schlam?”
“I schlammed Andrea In the work storeroom last night
Schlam by Andre’ January 5, 2020

Schlampe 

"Bist du eine Schlampe?" "JA!"
Schlampe by Melody April 25, 2004

Schlampus 

a adjective used to describe something that is awesome to extensive amounts; it is a very high honor is to be considered this, as not many reach this level at anything.
Nate: "Yo im so glad we got high before getting drunk and going to the movies, my night got so much better!"
Hank: "Yea man it was totally Schlampus!"
Schlampus by MarkMorrisonMan July 7, 2009

Schlägmän 

The german version of "deez". The poente is "Schlägmäni aia", which means "suck my balls", which is closely related to "suck deez nuts"
me: "You know Schlägmän?"
you: "no, whos Schlägmän?"
me: "Schlägmäni aia!"
Schlägmän by Schlägmän420 February 9, 2022

schlampenschlepper 

German for Pimp's car or pimped out ride.
Literal meaning: slut dragger
schlampenschlepper by absolutlem0n January 14, 2003