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Schlamp
Schlamp by CharlieRomeo March 29, 2024
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Schlumpadumpf
Schlumpadumpf - noun - the state your boy is in when he’s wasted as fuck and laying on the floor and making absolutely no sense. May also be used to refer to the individual himself.
Schlumpadumpf by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 2, 2019
fat schlump
The state of being in a very fat nap, usually lasting between 5-40 minutes. Typically very obese people have experienced this phenomenon, but it can happen to healthy people. Also people who are fat schlump tend use anything from a Cards Against Humanity box, to a water bottle as a pillow, and can sleep anywhere available at the time.
Patrick: "Yo, wheres Victor?"
John: "He's over there, and he's sleeping on my trombone case!"
Patrick: "Damn, he fat schlump."
John: "He's over there, and he's sleeping on my trombone case!"
Patrick: "Damn, he fat schlump."
fat schlump by vicast115 January 23, 2019
Schlampus
a adjective used to describe something that is awesome to extensive amounts; it is a very high honor is to be considered this, as not many reach this level at anything.
Nate: "Yo im so glad we got high before getting drunk and going to the movies, my night got so much better!"
Hank: "Yea man it was totally Schlampus!"
Hank: "Yea man it was totally Schlampus!"
Schlampus by MarkMorrisonMan July 7, 2009
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