schlöng

The schlöng (common name) : The schlöng is a type of silly stupid person that makes a lot of mistake without knowing fear or shame. The schlong is always having fun, whether of himself or the others. The schlong has very deep introspection that can never be expressed, that's why its braincells would stink like death if it were to be extract from him/her. The smell is unimanigable.

To schlöng (verb) : to stink from the inside.

The schlong him/herself : Do you want to play ping pong ?
A friend : No, because you're schlönging.

by Anne Thon May 9, 2023

Schlong

A penis which is a fairly good length. As opposed to a schlort, or a schledium.

Stop fiddling with your schlong Jimmy, put it back in ur pants.

by Andrewsky March 7, 2003

Schlong

1. 1960s: from Yiddish shlang, from Middle High German slange ‘snake’

2. A man's penis

Jesus, look at his schlong!

by And. July 19, 2018

Schlong

A cock with substantial thigh-slapping length and girth.

John ruined his sister's wedding when he drunkenly whipped out his schlong in front of everyone at the reception.

by Aw yeah February 22, 2005

Schlong

a large penis.
comes from the german term schlange
which means serpant ;)

wow, kev has a nice schlong

by OLIVEEEEE December 9, 2008

schlong

Penis. Probably derived from the German "schlange" for snake, which, pronounced in German, must have sounded like "schlong" to native English speakers.

Wow, that horse has got a pretty huge schlong. I don't know if those fifth graders on their field trip to the zoo should be seeing this.

by anonymous January 2, 2004

Schlong

Pronounced : Shi-long

1)Commonly used as a term to describe someone with a large penis, similliar to that of a horse.

2) A hot-dog shop in New York (my friend got a t-shirt from there, it has a picture of a hot dog and says "Schlongs Hot-dogs. If it isnt 12 inches it is'nt a Schlong")

Example 1)
Person 1: "Smeagle! put that Schlong away brother!"

Person 2: "Cousin thats one big Schlong!"

Example 2) My friends t-shirt from the hot-dog shop

by Jim Bow A Kim Bow February 26, 2009