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V: To Goolay: done by any person in a moving vehicle, whether it be a car, a bus, a bike, or a rickshaw, who spontaneously yells out "Goolay" at unsuspecting passersby. The goal of this random utterance is to acheive the most dramatic reaction from pedestrians or people on slower moving transports. Therefore, the goolay can only be done from a vehicle that is travelling faster than the person to which the statement is issued, so that the goolayer (n) can get away if they have to. "Goolay" can and does degenerate into more base and lude statements including but not limited to "he-slut", "manwhore", "drunken witch" and "cocktoucher".
Origin: Will Ferrell's SNL portrayal of singer Robert Gulay, in which Mr. Ferrel spontaneosly utters "Goolay"
Lady: "Did you see that? That guy just yelled Goolay at me from a moving car. What a coward!"

Man: "Just be glad he didn't call you a drunken witch. Cause thats what you look like."
Goolay by Andrewsky April 12, 2006

lebowski 

The Dude, His Dudeness, El Duderino(if you're not into the whole brevity thing). Also a member of the Seattle Seven and author of the Port Heron Statement (the original version, not the compromised second draft).
You're Mr. Lebowski, I'm the Dude. So thats what you call me ok. Either that or His Dudeness or El Duderino.
You got the wrong guy...i'm not lebowski...does it look like i'm fucking married, the toilet seat is up man.
lebowski by Andrewsky July 26, 2005
A penis which is a fairly good length. As opposed to a schlort, or a schledium.
Stop fiddling with your schlong Jimmy, put it back in ur pants.
Schlong by Andrewsky March 7, 2003
Not often used but, sometimes a pro refers to a prostitute.
pro by Andrewsky March 5, 2003
When not referring to a person, this word means male ejaculate fluid
dickwad by Andrewsky March 5, 2003

greaseball 

This originally refers to italians. But generally it can be anyone who does not wash his or her hair.
greaseball by Andrewsky March 5, 2003
When used alone, this means a big ass round curly hair-do worn by blacks. If combined with another word it just means African.
afro by Andrewsky March 5, 2003