shitening

The process of being so scared that you shit yourself.

Alice found the concept of alien anal probes so shitening that she wore a butt plug at all times.

by Captain_Wiggles May 26, 2008

shitening

The spawn of a shitstorm often seen in the distance before the storm hits. Shitening destroys all it hits.

Off in the distance chad could see the shitening, and knew the boss would have bad news.

by ddeckchair May 3, 2010

Shiten Stick

A Stick of Shit, being used as a Dildo.

The Shit Stick is often paired with a bit of water in a mold, to Harden and use better.

Man: "So I was thinking... I think we should experiment a little?"
Wife: "What were you thinking of?"
Man: "Just a little Shiten Stick?"
Wife: "Ew what the fuck?"

by BunPickleCheese1 February 1, 2022

Chunder and Shitening

Noun. A gastrointestinal phenomenon where food at various stages of digestion is forcibly ejected from either end of the tract with a watery consistency over a prolonged period of time. See also, "diarrhoea and vomiting".

"the forecast for today is feverishly hot with widespread Chunder and Shitening"

by Aconymous June 4, 2025