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beer that was or will be used to get schwasted off.
Dan- are we going to get schwasted? Schwasted off schbeer? Or maybe schnapps? Schvodka?

Joe-.....................yes
schbeer by DATwood November 8, 2009
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SCHEERMONGERING 

Conservative Party tactic of making up and deliberately spreading false, misleading, frightening and or exaggerated rumors of impending danger or the habit or tactic of purposly arrousing public fear for partisan political purposes.
The Conservative Party is Scheermongering again by calling refugees and asylum seekers illegal, creating fear and toxicity.

The Conservative party claiming carbon tax is a job killer is nothing more than Scheermongering to manipulate votes.

The Scheermongering Conservatives are once again spreading lies about taxes and trying to cover up their decade of incompetence.
SCHEERMONGERING by Canadian Voter January 31, 2019
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Schmëerskåhøven 

An evil dance craze from Pinky and the Brain that was the cause for the dumbing of America.
"Wave your hands in the air like you've won a big prize. Bop yourself on the head and cross your eyes. Yeah, Schmëerskåhøven!"
Schmëerskåhøven by Anonymous September 30, 2003

Schbeebs 

/ Sch'bi:bs/
Alternate spellings: Schbebes, Schpeebs, Schmeems.

noun-
A word with no meaning but with a very controversial connotation.

ARCHAIC
To deny any responsibility of creating a made up word which gains the morbid curiosity of the people around you.
Noun-
person : Did you file that report yet?
you: Schbeebs
person: What did you say? What is Schbeebs?
you:
... Hours later
person: WHAT IS SCHBEEBS!?

person: We do not talk about the Schbeebs Incident

ARCHAIC

person: He keeps saying I made the word Schbeebs but I don't even know what it means.
Schbeebs by CurseOfcrits February 18, 2023

schmeerskahoven 

Originally used on the 90's TV show "Pinky and the Brain," in a three part episode where everyone would do a strange dance called the "schmeerskahoven."
Stick your finger in your belly,
Don't be afraid if it jiggles like jelly
Yeah, Schmeerskahoven!
schmeerskahoven by ilovealtoids November 7, 2004

Schmeer-o-sphere

The area of bagel covered, or not covered, by cream cheese.
Oh my God, Kettlemen's schmeer-o-sphere is sooo tiny - they don't do it like that in NYC!
Schmeer-o-sphere by SuzyG October 20, 2008

Schbeebs 

A word with no meaning. Commonly heard from another person when you dont know what the fuck the person said
i have no clue what windows said, all i heard was "Schbeebs"
Schbeebs by vinnyyyyyyyy February 18, 2023
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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