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Schbeebs 

/ Sch'bi:bs/
Alternate spellings: Schbebes, Schpeebs, Schmeems.

noun-
A word with no meaning but with a very controversial connotation.

ARCHAIC
To deny any responsibility of creating a made up word which gains the morbid curiosity of the people around you.
Noun-
person : Did you file that report yet?
you: Schbeebs
person: What did you say? What is Schbeebs?
you:
... Hours later
person: WHAT IS SCHBEEBS!?

person: We do not talk about the Schbeebs Incident

ARCHAIC

person: He keeps saying I made the word Schbeebs but I don't even know what it means.
Schbeebs by CurseOfcrits February 18, 2023
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Schbeebs 

A word with no meaning. Commonly heard from another person when you dont know what the fuck the person said
i have no clue what windows said, all i heard was "Schbeebs"
Schbeebs by vinnyyyyyyyy February 18, 2023

Schmeebs 

Parts of the female human body that contain the organs that secrete milk used to feed infants. See boobs, tits, tatas.
"Ever notice that Jessica Simpson has a great set of schmeebs?"
Schmeebs by Rob789 May 9, 2006

Schneebs & Tweebs 

The act of getting together with one or more people and smoking the herb, otherwise known as marijuana. It is not just the act of smoking which makes "schneebs & tweebs" what it is, but the act of chilling too.
Schneebs & tweebs!!!!

schmeebs 

Another word for man boobies. They can be large, in which case a wedgie may form underneath the schmeeb. Or in muscular men, the schmeebs are chiseled and glorified.
Man, did you see the schmeebs on that guy?
schmeebs by The Schmeeb October 7, 2007

Schneebs 

Hey Jack, can i borrow 10 bucks for a pack of Schneebs?
Schneebs by DannyBoyFromOz March 15, 2007

Pullin a schweebs 

When you have a fight with someone and block/delete them off of everything you have. Until you don't have any sign of them ever existing in your life.

ie blocked/deleted from:
myspace
MSN
AIM
Myyearbook
facebook
Cellphone
Home phone
Weesh: I blocked Kyle in every way humanly possible
Shleebs: Pullin a Schweebs
Weesh: yep, out of sight out of mind
Pullin a schweebs by Shleebs January 10, 2008
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