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sheering sheep 

when a female with a very large bush, or hairy legs shaves herself at work and tells her guy friends via internet chat
the other day i was talking to my female friend over the internet and she told me she was sheering sheep, it was really awkward.
sheering sheep by vulgarrusso August 5, 2009

ed sheering 

Verb: The act of being fed food like a baby bird while on tour.
Example 1: Ed Sheeran tours the world looking for birds to feed him like one of their own.

Example 2: Went Ed Sheering after a night out, I'm stuffed now.
ed sheering by Bamneckpunch April 18, 2018

scheering 

Saying one thing behind closed doors, but the complete opposite in public.
He got scheering about the abortion issue again.
scheering by McGarric September 10, 2019

Sheering sheep 

The act of a man shaving his balls
Girl: What are you doing with that razor?
Guy: I'm sheering sheep.
Girl: Oooohhhh. Be careful!
Sheering sheep by sheepsheerer August 13, 2011

Scheering 

To steal from one's country and political party and then criticize others for doing the same. Worse than hypocrisy.
John is scheering Tom's bicycle and blamed Fred for it.
Scheering by ifyoufall April 19, 2024

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026