schbag

1. A shorter way of calling someone a douchebag.

2. A member of any Star Wars Fan Club in NYC that lives in New Jersey.

3. An idiot

That fucking schbag.... Friggin scbhag...

by GAC March 9, 2005

Schlagg

Inspired by JSchlatt and first created by Ted Nivison, Schlagg is an ominous and terrifying creature. It is usually seen wearing a blue New York Yankees hat and has a cock for a nose.

"Holy shit. I think I just fucking saw Schlagg, dude."

by forsetha December 27, 2020

Schwicky Schwag

An anagram for "Liberty Launcher", a weapon in the 2007 First Person shooter Team Fortress 2

"What's a schwicky schwag? what does that even mean?"
"It's the liberty launcher!"

by ferkon December 6, 2020

Schwagtrulescent

When something, anything, suffers from a lack of quality in the way that schwag weed sucks. A chronically bitchin person, place, item, music or event can never be schwagtrulescent. Having the essence of schwagg is never a good thing, unless it is actually schwagg weed and that's all you can afford.

Fuck this loser frat party - this party is way too schwagtrulescent.

by TNTNeal December 1, 2010

'shbag

Abbreviated name for a douchebag.

Practitioner and connoisseur of all things related to douchebaggery. Frequent consumer of items such as Formula 50 Energy Drink, Boost Mobile and Tag Body Spray.

Please turn down the ringtone, okay 'shbag?

And no, I am not your bro.

by 50 cent crack dealer November 28, 2007

Schwagstock

a summer-long series of weekend camp-outs/concerts that is a tribute to the music and vibes of the Grateful Dead

"The Schwag is playing at Schwagstock '07!"
"No shit."

by SchwaggedUrMom February 7, 2008

schwagster

1. Someone who partakes in the act of smoking schwag.
2. Someone who does anything undesirable or low grade.

"I don't even know if I want to hang out with Jon. He's been such a schwagster lately

by youaintpimpin November 7, 2007