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Skepticism 

Typing it is like playing ping pong on your keyboard
"Hey did you know that typing skepticism is like playing pong with your keyboard?"

"Ok, but why did I need to know this?"

"It's cool! Right? R-r-right?..."
Skepticism by Bruhtard December 11, 2020

Skeptimism 

Optimism tempered with a healthy dose of skepticism.

Reported by Michael J. Russell (@planetrussell) via Melissa Clouthier (@melissatweets) on 11/3/09, from @DukeStJournal.
Having been through this before with other companies, Susan viewed the company's ambitious but as-yet undefined, unfunded and unstaffed social media strategy with considerable skeptimism.
Skeptimism by planetrussell November 3, 2009

Anti-skepticism 

Anti-skepticism, also Antiskepticism is a philosophical view and stance that rejects skepticism, advocating skepticism as a form of reductionism and limitation on reality, in most cases focusing only on the material and physical, anti-skepticism seeks to be as broad epistemologically as possible and make room for possibilities and ideas that go beyond the limitations of skepticism, usually defending concepts such as metaphysics, extraphysics, postmodernism, subjectivism, extraphysicalism, extramaterialism, extranaturalism, epistemological pluralism and epistemological anarchism, but there may be anti-skeptical currents that do not precisely follow all these concepts and yes just some of them.
"Anti-Skepticism is a philosophical stance that supports the rejection of what the skeptical community actually do about the limitation of evidences and make room for epistemological pluralism for study spiritual, religious, esoteric and extraphysical things."

scepticaemia 

I was a born cynic. Scepticism is just in my blood. In fact I have scepticaemia.
scepticaemia by Lupifer January 26, 2013

Skeptijism 

Skeptijism ...when you have that sneaking suspicion after sex that your partner may have faked it. Possibly even faking the actual orgasm. Skeptijism can cross your mind after any sexual encounter, causing self esteem issues, fear doubt, and apossible prelude to E.D. Let's face facts after all, you KNOW when you are giving your best and hit that button, and you also know when you turned it down a few notches and wanted to just get yourself off quickly and hope they didn't notice. So don't be skeptical of skeptijism....you know already anyway. You know.you
"Surprised it could ever happen to me at all, the threesome I just had left with a smile on my face as well as a bit of "skeptijism" as to whether it really happened. ((
Skeptijism by Roseberry Dunk August 28, 2022

Scroticism 

Synonym of “pussification”; pussy is strong (can take a beating), scrotums are weak (can not take a beating).
The scroticism (vs the pussification) of America has resulted in folks that think they deserve a job without submitting a resume (insert eye roll)

Scroticism of America means having your mother schedule appointments for you after 18 years old.

Scroticism of America means that you don’t have to check yourself, and I can blame any of my own fuck ups on anyone besides myself.
Scroticism by JeMel13 May 25, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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