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Congenital

The portion "con" comes from the word "con", as in to con someone into giving you a piece of ass.

Genital, comes from the word "Genutwurst" which is german for Vagina.

Hence, congenital means to trick a pussy into accepting your mammoth cock.
Hey, check out that bitch! I bet I could whip out a congenital on her backdoor!
by OrificeEnhancer September 8, 2009
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Congenital Adripia

a condition when someone is born without the ability to acquire drip.
Sasà has absolutely, I think he has Congenital Adripia.
by Snabby February 6, 2021
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Congenital Hoebag

Britney Spears, Snookie, Justin Beiber are all congenital hoebags hoe green lantern dirty sanchez
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congenital brother

Congenital brother is a family member who aquired your DNA after kissing (or making out in any of its forms) an individual who has acquired you "amino acids" via oral sex.
Dany: welcome to the family, you're my new congenital brother
Stefan: ???
Dany: that skank you hooked up with was carrying a mouthful of my genetic code
by bergali September 22, 2010
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Congenital Fauxhemian Syndrome

CGS occurs when fauxhemian parents give their child some kind of peculiar and difficult-to-escape legacy derived from their particular brand of fauxhemianism.

The most common legacy is a "unique" (bizarre) name, or respelling of a common name, that they are convinced will identify the child as "creative" (pretentious) or "special" (too stupid to spell her own name). Examples of the first include "Dakota Cheyenne", "Iriniel Moonchilde", or anything Elvish or Klingon; examples of the second include "Cymberliy", "Djennifr", and "Padraigh" (unless one or both parents actually are native Irish and/or speak Gaelic).

Other legacies include odd religious traditions (say, Raelianism, or, Invisible Pink Unicorn help us all, Scientology); teaching the child an invented language such as Quenya, Klingon, or Lojban as hir native tongue; and attempting to raise a non-intersex child as an androgyne.
Your name is ... what? How do you pronounce, um, that? How do you even _spell_ that? 'tlhIHuQ miHan'? Oh. Do you mind if I call you 'Dave'?" -- "Mrs. Haney, she's got Congenital Fauxhemian Syndrome. We just call her 'Stevie'.
by DancingKali April 28, 2011
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congenitally

innately
People who are born with sight and people who are congenitally blind do the same gesture when they win in a physical competition, they spread their arms up like a V and the chin is slightly lifted
by Mr.Osama June 8, 2014
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congenital glaucoma

Fetty wap:"when I was little I had gotten into a little accident and it gave me congenital glaucoma in both of my eyes. The doctor saved one, I was blessed to still have my vision. That's it. That's the story."
by Swagurt0000 November 1, 2015
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