sceptacles 

A pair of spectacles worn to indicate skepticism.

Guy1 I knew an aerospace engineer in school that was a creationist.
Guy2 I'll put on my sceptacles for this one.

sceptacles by MrDerr December 18, 2016

spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch 

An easy way to remember "The Sign of the Cross" in Christianity, more specifically, Catholicism.

John couldn't remember which order to sign his cross, and Tim said, "Heck man, that's easy. Go like this, spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch." He then demonstrated.

spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch by XsTaTiKaL September 15, 2013

testicle spectacles

The act of placing someone's head between a man's legs, facing forward, as if wearing his testicles for glasses.

I showed that bitch where her place was when I gave her a pair of testicle spectacles!

testicle spectacles by supersapper1 November 25, 2006

shit tinted spectacles 

Opposite of the metaphorical "rose-tinted spectacles", whose wearers see only the bad points in something.

Stop looking back through shit tinted spectacles!

shit tinted spectacles by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

Spectacles

The Greek god of expensive sunglasses and all that is obvious.

Guy with orange hat.

Spectacles by Newman June 29, 2003

spectacles

1. Harry Potter glasses.
2. Circle glasses.
3. Old-timey glasses.

"Do you like my new Harry Potter glasses, Mrs. Mendoza?" asked the child. "You mean SPECTACLES." snapped the mean old teacher.

spectacles by mouthrat January 5, 2019

scepticle 

The condition of being in doubt as to the existance of one or more of your testicles.

When the bullet went right through the crotch of his shorts, Steve was scepticle.

scepticle by MuddyG September 8, 2005