sceptacles
Guy1 I knew an aerospace engineer in school that was a creationist.
Guy2 I'll put on my sceptacles for this one.
Guy2 I'll put on my sceptacles for this one.
sceptacles by MrDerr December 18, 2016
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spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch
John couldn't remember which order to sign his cross, and Tim said, "Heck man, that's easy. Go like this, spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch." He then demonstrated.
spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch by XsTaTiKaL September 15, 2013
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testicle spectacles
The act of placing someone's head between a man's legs, facing forward, as if wearing his testicles for glasses.
testicle spectacles by supersapper1 November 25, 2006
shit tinted spectacles
Opposite of the metaphorical "rose-tinted spectacles", whose wearers see only the bad points in something.
shit tinted spectacles by Ian Chode September 17, 2003
Spectacles
Spectacles by Newman June 29, 2003
spectacles
"Do you like my new Harry Potter glasses, Mrs. Mendoza?" asked the child. "You mean SPECTACLES." snapped the mean old teacher.
spectacles by mouthrat January 5, 2019
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