Definitions by Newman

sevian 

A sexy man

When is Sevian going to ask me out?

sevian by Newman November 22, 2021

Mung Surprise 

When you place some of the leftover mung, from an earlier night's drunken activities in the cemetary, on to an unsuspecting target's food...such as a donut, sandwich, bagel w/ cream cheese, or pasta alfredo.

"Dude, when Rahul finds out there is mung in his curry he is going to flip out!"
"Thats why we don't tell him about his Mung Surprise."

Mung Surprise by Newman July 26, 2008

Quality Control 

When you refuse to hook-up with an ugly chick when the opportunity presents itself.

I walked out of the room when she started kissing me because I had quality control on.

Quality Control by Newman January 28, 2007

Ewic 

Ewic aka Slick Rick aka Bandaid aka Curls...To hook up with an ugly chick that you don't know.

Dude, did you see how drunk that kid was...he pulled an Ewic last night and boned her rotten.

Ewic by Newman October 24, 2004

Coner

when you get a giant boner from either looking at or stealing traffic cones

oh man spenser, i have a huuuge coner right now

Coner by newman July 25, 2004

tree fity 

three dollars and fifty cents.

I need about a tree fity

tree fity by Newman March 18, 2004

Peish 

A slang use of the word Bitch.

You stupid Peish.

Peish by newman March 16, 2004