Newman's definitions

Quality Control

When you refuse to hook-up with an ugly chick when the opportunity presents itself.

I walked out of the room when she started kissing me because I had quality control on.

by Newman January 28, 2007

tree fity

three dollars and fifty cents.

I need about a tree fity

by Newman March 18, 2004

Mung Surprise

When you place some of the leftover mung, from an earlier night's drunken activities in the cemetary, on to an unsuspecting target's food...such as a donut, sandwich, bagel w/ cream cheese, or pasta alfredo.

"Dude, when Rahul finds out there is mung in his curry he is going to flip out!"
"Thats why we don't tell him about his Mung Surprise."

by Newman July 26, 2008

playa

Joey Basna

To be a playa is, in essence, to be Joey Basna; for Joey Basna is the epitome of playahood. Indeed, he is the paradigmatic playa.

by Newman December 14, 2003

Spectacles

The Greek god of expensive sunglasses and all that is obvious.

Guy with orange hat.

by Newman June 29, 2003

BEE

Very exceptional natural-selection player.

"yo BEE homie, you fkn owned that onos dawggg, nice work"

by Newman December 12, 2003

Coner

when you get a giant boner from either looking at or stealing traffic cones

oh man spenser, i have a huuuge coner right now

by newman July 25, 2004