Newman's definitions

Mung Surprise

When you place some of the leftover mung, from an earlier night's drunken activities in the cemetary, on to an unsuspecting target's food...such as a donut, sandwich, bagel w/ cream cheese, or pasta alfredo.

"Dude, when Rahul finds out there is mung in his curry he is going to flip out!"
"Thats why we don't tell him about his Mung Surprise."

by Newman July 26, 2008

sevian

A sexy man

When is Sevian going to ask me out?

by Newman November 22, 2021

Coner

when you get a giant boner from either looking at or stealing traffic cones

oh man spenser, i have a huuuge coner right now

by newman July 25, 2004

Ewic

Ewic aka Slick Rick aka Bandaid aka Curls...To hook up with an ugly chick that you don't know.

Dude, did you see how drunk that kid was...he pulled an Ewic last night and boned her rotten.

by Newman October 24, 2004

Quality Control

When you refuse to hook-up with an ugly chick when the opportunity presents itself.

I walked out of the room when she started kissing me because I had quality control on.

by Newman January 28, 2007

Peish

A slang use of the word Bitch.

You stupid Peish.

by newman March 16, 2004

tree fity

three dollars and fifty cents.

I need about a tree fity

by Newman March 18, 2004