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Tom Sawyerd 

The encore act of painting the Vagina walls with the man’s semen. Slide the tip to create an even coat finish on the proverbial fence with a level of quality to truly honor Tom Sawyer. Fact - it is okay to allow some paint to enter between the crack of the fence.
I pulled out and Tom Sawyerd her lips with my burgeoning load of sizzling hot semen; stroking up and down to create a fantastic work of art.
Tom Sawyerd by JKleezy January 4, 2020
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Veronica Sawyer 

The character from the 1989 Heather's movie and 2014 musical Heathers : the musical
My favourite heathers character is Veronica sawyer

Sawyer rage

Intense anger - a boiling point - one reaches when listening to Diane Sawyer spew her nonsensical, politically correct BS, leading to screaming expletives and wanting to throw shit, including the fucking television that mummified bitch is on.
Bob: Hey, did you see Diane Sawyer after the election? She appeared drunk and was practically incomprehensible.
Ted: She was sucking Barry O's cock so hard and acting like such a retarded cunt, I was thrown into a bout of Sawyer rage. I had to take a triple dose of ativan just to keep me from destroying my apartment.
Sawyer rage by sciflyer.25 January 9, 2013

sawyer girl 

Sawyer is very kind and funny. She can be a little out of control sometimes but she’s loyal and cares about people. Sawyer is a great friend and a GREAT dancer. She’s very sassy and can have an attitude sometimes. She’s very smart and gets straight A’s in school. She loves helping with little kids and the little kids are attached to her. She is very intelligent and a hard worker. She loves helping others. She’s great at math. She’s a sweetheart. She’s definitely not a morning person
at Susie’s competition she was Sawyer Girl to everyone

The Scary Door 

The Scary Door

The Scary Door is a show that exists within the Futurama
universe and is occasionally viewed by the characters.

It is a spoof/parody of The Twilight Zone.

There are currently 5 episodes of The Scary Door and they
appear in:
"A Head in the Polls", "I Dated A Robot", "Spanish Fry",
"Let's Twist Again" and Benders Game
1.
You're entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location,
the kind of place where there might be a monster
or some kind of weird mirror.
These are just examples, it could also be something much better.
Prepare to enter: The Scary Door

2.
You're entering a realm which is... unusual
Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster?
The second one
Prepare to enter: The Scary Door

3.
You're on a scenic route through a state recreational known as: The Human Mind.
You ask a passer by for directions,
only to find he has no face or something.
Suddenly up ahead, a door in the road
You swerve
Narrowly avoiding: The Scary Door

4.
Imagine, if you will, a three by seven inch wooden frame
a frame that's a gateway to a world of imagination.
Wipe your mind on the welcome mat.
You're about to enter: The Scary Door.

5.
Imagine if you will, an announcer you can barely understand.
He refers to a group *mumble*
But you're not quite sure what he said.
He appears to be eating something, or perhaps he's a little drunk
It's remotely possible that he just said something about:
The Scary Door
The Scary Door by rzhhhh July 17, 2010

sawyers dick 

i was fucking john last night and he had a sawyers dick
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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