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skaterfuck 

A combination of a fuckboy and a skaterboy
Alternatively, a very accident prone skateboarder
Marii:Whoa! Leah had such a bad fall off the skateboard! Dude she is such a skaterfuck

Leah: I’m to awkward to be a fuckboy and I’m too clumsy to be a skater boy, I guess I’m a skaterfuck
skaterfuck by Ranedrøp July 1, 2020

splatterfuck

the act of having sexual intercourse and pulling the penis out of the vagina at the exact point of ejaculation, spraying semen everywhere and making an unexpected mess.
seldom popular with women outside of pornography, this manuever will likely result in a man being forced to wear a condom during all future sexual encounters.
splatterfuck by Dawn Davenport October 25, 2004

Scatterjack 

A highly confused semi dangerous person, disorganized. Tends to drop and break things. Always looking for misplaced / lost items. Very elusive and hard to find. Moves rapidly.
"Has anyone seen Mike?" "Yeah that guy is a real scatterjack, he is in the work bay looking for the tools he lost this morning."
Scatterjack by Scubbled Jac March 14, 2023

Skitterfuck

The candid way to celebrate the circumcision of a newborn baby child in the Romanian culture. Celebrations often include traditional Romanian dancing and waving the fresh foreskin.
After Pavløv's circumcision, the family skitterfucked to the Monster Mash.

Immediately following Påvell's circumcision, his family skitterfucked to the Can't Touch This by M.C. Hammer.
Skitterfuck by Pavløv October 8, 2011

scatterfucked 

Adjective:
For something to be in absolute disarray.
My mind is scatterfucked

His room is scatterfucked

Shutterfuck 

A fucked photograph that is a result of mistake, but turns out to be aesthetically pleasing.

Started by www.shutterfuck.com
Wow, that overexposed pinhole photo is quite the shutterfuck.
Shutterfuck by ArunKR August 17, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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