Husband: That football game was great!
Wife: Guess what? I'm pregnant.
Husband: *Silence
Wife: *Silence
Husband: I'm stutterfucked.
Wife: Guess what? I'm pregnant.
Husband: *Silence
Wife: *Silence
Husband: I'm stutterfucked.
by twobutts October 22, 2010
adjective
1. When your in a vocal conflict: argument; debate; rap battle; whathavzya, and your opponent starts making up their own interjections, or, their onomatopoeia is on the caveman scale, "Uh, guh, um, gudur..." then, that person is stu-tter-fucked, boiiiii!
2. Gonzos f'n wasted, to the point that nobody can understand the words coming out of your mouth; only nonsensical onomatopoeia or just simple sounds make up the majority of your vocabulary.
1. When your in a vocal conflict: argument; debate; rap battle; whathavzya, and your opponent starts making up their own interjections, or, their onomatopoeia is on the caveman scale, "Uh, guh, um, gudur..." then, that person is stu-tter-fucked, boiiiii!
2. Gonzos f'n wasted, to the point that nobody can understand the words coming out of your mouth; only nonsensical onomatopoeia or just simple sounds make up the majority of your vocabulary.
When that boy saw dat ass, he stood their with his knees locked, his eyes like saucers and his mouth completely agape, going, "duuuuuh...". Hahaha... he's completely stutterfucked over dat poundmound!
by DuhGlitch May 09, 2022