Scatterjack 

A highly confused semi dangerous person, disorganized. Tends to drop and break things. Always looking for misplaced / lost items. Very elusive and hard to find. Moves rapidly.

"Has anyone seen Mike?" "Yeah that guy is a real scatterjack, he is in the work bay looking for the tools he lost this morning."

Scatterjack by Scubbled Jac March 14, 2023

scatterfucked 

Adjective:
For something to be in absolute disarray.

My mind is scatterfucked

His room is scatterfucked

scatterfucked by Justin Davidson July 16, 2008

scatterfucked 

adj. the end result of an overload of multi-tasking, a loss of brain function along with any concept of time, space, or location-often leaving the victim in a state of confusion, wondering where it all began............

I asked Josh to wash the car, and I guess he got all scatterfucked cuz now I can't find him....

scatterfucked by bgates July 29, 2008

scatterfucked 

adj. the end result of an overload of multi-tasking, a loss of brain function along with any concept of time, space, or location-often leaving the victim in a state of confusion, wondering where it all began............

I asked Josh to wash the car, and I guess he got all scatterfucked cuz now I can't find him....

scatterfucked by u dont know April 27, 2006

scatterfuck 

1. noun - a large group of stupid people or things.

2. noun - the equation of a person to a large group of stupid people or things.

1. "look at all the fucking scatterfuck in here!"

2. "shes just a fucking scatterfuck"

scatterfuck by Lu and Lana June 1, 2003

Splatterjacked

The process in which one hides in close proximity while their friend is masturbating and then when they climax the person comes out and throws the cum rag in their face

I was yanking it on the kitchen table when suddenly my roomate hopped out of the refridgerator and splatterjacked me!

Splatterjacked by Kurtzkurtz11 January 18, 2012

scattercock

some fucking knucklehead who wants to get a reaction out of you
we hate scattercocks we should just send them to ISIS

person 1:YOU ARE A FUCKING BITCH ASS ASSWIPE
person 2:ok scattercock

scattercock by chris netheraton July 2, 2024