scattercock

some fucking knucklehead who wants to get a reaction out of you
we hate scattercocks we should just send them to ISIS

person 1:YOU ARE A FUCKING BITCH ASS ASSWIPE
person 2:ok scattercock

scattercock by chris netheraton July 2, 2024

Shittercockin 

Def1. The wrong hole at the wrong time.

Def2. When life happens..
Def3. A word for being in an unwanted state of mind in both heads.

Def4. To give emphasis on something or someone.

Ex1. “Babe!?! I’ve got a shittercockin, I thought you showered.”
Ex2. “Shittercockin”
Ex3. “What In the shittercockin?!”
Ex4. *stubs toe* “shittercockin”

Shittercockin by ILack June 14, 2022

Scatterjack 

A highly confused semi dangerous person, disorganized. Tends to drop and break things. Always looking for misplaced / lost items. Very elusive and hard to find. Moves rapidly.

"Has anyone seen Mike?" "Yeah that guy is a real scatterjack, he is in the work bay looking for the tools he lost this morning."

Scatterjack by Scubbled Jac March 14, 2023

shittercock 

When during anal sex you identify that the other person has shit on your cock, making it a shittercock.

Hey girl....this feels real good... wait... omg no! You gave me the shittercock!!!!

shittercock by MilitaryIndustrialComplex July 19, 2018

scatterfucked 

Adjective:
For something to be in absolute disarray.

My mind is scatterfucked

His room is scatterfucked

scatterfucked by Justin Davidson July 16, 2008

scatterfucked 

adj. the end result of an overload of multi-tasking, a loss of brain function along with any concept of time, space, or location-often leaving the victim in a state of confusion, wondering where it all began............

I asked Josh to wash the car, and I guess he got all scatterfucked cuz now I can't find him....

scatterfucked by bgates July 29, 2008

scatterfucked 

adj. the end result of an overload of multi-tasking, a loss of brain function along with any concept of time, space, or location-often leaving the victim in a state of confusion, wondering where it all began............

I asked Josh to wash the car, and I guess he got all scatterfucked cuz now I can't find him....

scatterfucked by u dont know April 27, 2006