scattercock
some fucking knucklehead who wants to get a reaction out of you
we hate scattercocks we should just send them to ISIS
we hate scattercocks we should just send them to ISIS
scattercock by chris netheraton July 2, 2024
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Shittercockin
Def1. The wrong hole at the wrong time.
Def2. When life happens..
Def3. A word for being in an unwanted state of mind in both heads.
Def4. To give emphasis on something or someone.
Def2. When life happens..
Def3. A word for being in an unwanted state of mind in both heads.
Def4. To give emphasis on something or someone.
Ex1. “Babe!?! I’ve got a shittercockin, I thought you showered.”
Ex2. “Shittercockin”
Ex3. “What In the shittercockin?!”
Ex4. *stubs toe* “shittercockin”
Ex2. “Shittercockin”
Ex3. “What In the shittercockin?!”
Ex4. *stubs toe* “shittercockin”
Shittercockin by ILack June 14, 2022
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Scatterjack
A highly confused semi dangerous person, disorganized. Tends to drop and break things. Always looking for misplaced / lost items. Very elusive and hard to find. Moves rapidly.
"Has anyone seen Mike?" "Yeah that guy is a real scatterjack, he is in the work bay looking for the tools he lost this morning."
Scatterjack by Scubbled Jac March 14, 2023
shittercock
When during anal sex you identify that the other person has shit on your cock, making it a shittercock.
shittercock by MilitaryIndustrialComplex July 19, 2018
scatterfucked
scatterfucked by Justin Davidson July 16, 2008
scatterfucked
adj. the end result of an overload of multi-tasking, a loss of brain function along with any concept of time, space, or location-often leaving the victim in a state of confusion, wondering where it all began............
scatterfucked by bgates July 29, 2008
scatterfucked
adj. the end result of an overload of multi-tasking, a loss of brain function along with any concept of time, space, or location-often leaving the victim in a state of confusion, wondering where it all began............
scatterfucked by u dont know April 27, 2006
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