catography

The art taking photos of your precious kitty.

Catography: The art taking photos of your precious kitty.

"Britt has really taken cartography to a new level with her recent expose' featuring Mr. Kittums re-enacting scenes from classic movies."

catography by K blunt August 12, 2016

Cuntography

The art of capturing the beauty of a cunt on film or still image.

I like looking at cunts, so i will study cuntography, and become a cuntographer.

Cuntography by DonoIpseCultor August 3, 2007

Cartographically Challenged 

Anyone who cannot read a map.

My mother-in-law is always getting lost because she is cartographically challenged.

Even though I sent her a map, my daughter was late to the restaurant; she is cartographically challenged.

Cartographically Challenged by Moishe Tannenbaum January 7, 2012

Crapography 

Another word for the "crappy" subject, Geography.

"Ahh man, I gotta do some crapography homework.."

Crapography by Dropstars April 18, 2009

Anal Cartographers 

People who map the layout and notable features of rectums.

Oprah: I had one hell of a night last night. These anal cartographers kept me up all night.

Dr. Phil: Well at least they didn't write "Here be dragons" on your map...

Anal Cartographers by PolarKingBear January 2, 2010

carnography 

It's like when you watch people be naked and do very naughty stuff but with cars instead

Bro 1: Bro, I found this new content on Pr0nhub dot com called carnography.

Bro 2: Bro, that's Cringe.

carnography by Zenon Negative May 30, 2019

Anal Cartographer 

N. One who works aboard the ship of an Ass Navigator and maps the neatherworld that is the anal sphincter.

"Ahoy, Jim! Chart that cove you magnificent anal cartographer!"

Anal Cartographer by GrizzlyClaw February 1, 2006