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Scarpoosed 

To get shot down buy the most notorious of slutty ass whores as the direct result of being very very drunk and on drugs.
Dude.. you were so fucked up on booze and drugs last night that even Renner turned you down... you got Scarpoosed bro!
Scarpoosed by George Mettts January 25, 2009

Skarsporn 

Pictures or Videos of Alexander Skarsgard-known to fans as Askars or just Skars, that invoke all kinds of shameless fangirl panty flinging/OMG'ing/squeeing/fainting/blogging/moaning/skargasms/multitude of other reactions to their Viking Worshipping.

The pics/vids do not have to be naked-although those are rampant-as we know Askars is not shy or embarrassed about his Viking Studliness.
SVB: Did you see the lastest pics of Askars I posted on my blog today?

VWL: OMG-where did you find those pics?! My friend is going to have a skargasm when she sees this week's Skarsporn!!

Q: Do you know where I can find some good Skarsporn?
A: Check out all the links on my blog to all the Alexander Skarsgard Fansites & Blogs..they're filled with sexy pics!!
Skarsporn by VampiresWeLove March 6, 2010

Scarponi 

A NJ State Licensed Practitioner of Mortuary Science, that can't conduct a funerl "RIGHT" if his life depended on it.
Glen can't talk to a family w/o saying I am a Licensed Practitioner of Mortuatry Science.
Scarponi by Cornellia January 31, 2003

Megan Scarsorie 

When someone burns out of a parking lot in their car and pops their tires while doing it and screaming "tickle my nipples!" out of the sunroof.
Dude she was so mad when she left that she Megan Scarsoried...

He pulled a Megan Scarsorie after he got a phone call from his hooker.
Megan Scarsorie by yodigga34 April 17, 2011
Gonna scarsome
scarsome by Bunnyboy0101 December 19, 2021

searsport maine

A small getto town that nobody knows about that has 0 options when it comes to boys. People here either do drugs or Use litter boxes
Hey where are you from?

Searsport Maine

Where’s that??