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Scarpoosed
To get shot down buy the most notorious of slutty ass whores as the direct result of being very very drunk and on drugs.
Dude.. you were so fucked up on booze and drugs last night that even Renner turned you down... you got Scarpoosed bro!
Scarpoosed by George Mettts January 25, 2009
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Skarsporn
Pictures or Videos of Alexander Skarsgard-known to fans as Askars or just Skars, that invoke all kinds of shameless fangirl panty flinging/OMG'ing/squeeing/fainting/blogging/moaning/skargasms/multitude of other reactions to their Viking Worshipping.
The pics/vids do not have to be naked-although those are rampant-as we know Askars is not shy or embarrassed about his Viking Studliness.
The pics/vids do not have to be naked-although those are rampant-as we know Askars is not shy or embarrassed about his Viking Studliness.
SVB: Did you see the lastest pics of Askars I posted on my blog today?
VWL: OMG-where did you find those pics?! My friend is going to have a skargasm when she sees this week's Skarsporn!!
Q: Do you know where I can find some good Skarsporn?
A: Check out all the links on my blog to all the Alexander Skarsgard Fansites & Blogs..they're filled with sexy pics!!
VWL: OMG-where did you find those pics?! My friend is going to have a skargasm when she sees this week's Skarsporn!!
Q: Do you know where I can find some good Skarsporn?
A: Check out all the links on my blog to all the Alexander Skarsgard Fansites & Blogs..they're filled with sexy pics!!
Skarsporn by VampiresWeLove March 6, 2010
Megan Scarsorie
When someone burns out of a parking lot in their car and pops their tires while doing it and screaming "tickle my nipples!" out of the sunroof.
Dude she was so mad when she left that she Megan Scarsoried...
He pulled a Megan Scarsorie after he got a phone call from his hooker.
He pulled a Megan Scarsorie after he got a phone call from his hooker.
Megan Scarsorie by yodigga34 April 17, 2011
searsport maine
A small getto town that nobody knows about that has 0 options when it comes to boys. People here either do drugs or Use litter boxes
searsport maine by Yourmomssidepeice December 28, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.