Scarpoosed

To get shot down buy the most notorious of slutty ass whores as the direct result of being very very drunk and on drugs.

Dude.. you were so fucked up on booze and drugs last night that even Renner turned you down... you got Scarpoosed bro!

by George Mettts January 25, 2009

Scaroused

To be scared and aroused at the same time.

Matt was scaroused at the thought of a "thunder cunt".

by teh_pwnerer711 March 8, 2011

Scaroused

When your scared but also aroused.

I feel really scaroused when being crushed by someone’s thick thighs

by Starsly February 18, 2021

scaroused

To be scared and aroused on at the same time.

Gina: And then he almost punched me in the face, and I got a little scaroused.
Becky: ....I think there's something wrong with you.

by Fridaysarelegday February 19, 2014

Scaroused

The saying or act of something the slightly scared the hell out of you but also excites your naughty bits

Vallee scaroused me today when she was yelling with a knife in her hands.

by Josallee November 23, 2021

scaroused

When you are both scared and aroused at the same time.

While having sex, my wife ignored my safe word the first few times. It wasn't funny, but I didn't want to admit I was scaroused.

by Scarbane April 12, 2014

Scappoose

Scappoose is a bedroom community of Portland with a population of approximately 6,000 people. It lies "20" miles Northwest of Portland along Hwy 30. Because it has a weather station at the Scappoose Industrial Airpark, Scappoose is always shown on television weather maps on Portland news stations. Scappoose is a Chinook Indian name and means "gravelly plains," hence why Loan Star lake now exists on the east side of town from digging out too much gravel. Scappoose is also home to "The Peace Candle of the World," which at one time held the Guinness World Record for world's largest candle. Although Scappoose is a small country town, it is the hometown of several notable residents including Michael Curry, a world famous puppeteer and artist, NFL quarterback Derek Anderson, and Playboy Playmate of the Year, Sara Jean Underwood. It is also home to the West Coast Shoe Factory, which makes custom high-end industrial boots. People from Scappoose, call themselves, "Scappoosians"

And contrary to several news anchor mispronunciations, the "a" in Scappoose is pronounced like the "a" in "cat." It is not pronounced like "Scu" as in "uh."

Portlander: Hey, where did you grow up?

Scappoosian: I grew up in Scappoose.

Portlander: Oh yea, in Washington?

Scappoosian: No, dumb Portland person, it's in Oregon!

by No wonder March 16, 2010