Scarponi

A NJ State Licensed Practitioner of Mortuary Science, that can't conduct a funerl "RIGHT" if his life depended on it.

Glen can't talk to a family w/o saying I am a Licensed Practitioner of Mortuatry Science.

by Cornellia January 31, 2003

scarbonium

The scar around the head of the penis caused by circumcision. Normally the scarbonium is approximately 1/2 inch wide and can be quite sensitive. Also, known as the 'turtleneck".

I just love it when my wife runs her tounge around my scarbonium.

by Doctor Brian December 14, 2009

scraponite

the stone of choice for men who want to prove their love for their woman, but can't afford a real diamond.

Baby, please accept this scraponite ring as a visible sign of my love for you.

by Rudy Benco Jr November 4, 2003

Scarpinitis

What a person has, when they are so crazy, that the Doctors don't how to diagnose the multiple mental illnesses.

She has bad Scarpinitis. She's been blowin up my phone all day. Wants me to get back together with her, then tells me to go fuck myself.

by Monkeylover25001 December 17, 2011

scaroni

A teenager, usually 14,15 or 16, that thinks hes full on gangsta but eveyone laughs at him or throws things at him whenever he speaks cause they want him to shut up. Enjoys ruining nomral dances with his breakdancing routines, even though he thinks he can break dance. Greets people by using the word 'yo'

Oh my god that kid is soooo scaroni

WTF does that scaroni think he is, lets roll him

Omg look at that scaroni hes killing the dance lets roll him

by Crazed_lunatic July 24, 2008