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Scarponi 

A NJ State Licensed Practitioner of Mortuary Science, that can't conduct a funerl "RIGHT" if his life depended on it.
Glen can't talk to a family w/o saying I am a Licensed Practitioner of Mortuatry Science.
Scarponi by Cornellia January 31, 2003
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scarbonium 

The scar around the head of the penis caused by circumcision. Normally the scarbonium is approximately 1/2 inch wide and can be quite sensitive. Also, known as the 'turtleneck".
I just love it when my wife runs her tounge around my scarbonium.
scarbonium by Doctor Brian December 14, 2009
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scraponite 

the stone of choice for men who want to prove their love for their woman, but can't afford a real diamond.
Baby, please accept this scraponite ring as a visible sign of my love for you.
scraponite by Rudy Benco Jr November 4, 2003

Scarpinitis

What a person has, when they are so crazy, that the Doctors don't how to diagnose the multiple mental illnesses.
She has bad Scarpinitis. She's been blowin up my phone all day. Wants me to get back together with her, then tells me to go fuck myself.
Scarpinitis by Monkeylover25001 December 17, 2011
A teenager, usually 14,15 or 16, that thinks hes full on gangsta but eveyone laughs at him or throws things at him whenever he speaks cause they want him to shut up. Enjoys ruining nomral dances with his breakdancing routines, even though he thinks he can break dance. Greets people by using the word 'yo'
Oh my god that kid is soooo scaroni

WTF does that scaroni think he is, lets roll him

Omg look at that scaroni hes killing the dance lets roll him

scaroni by Crazed_lunatic July 24, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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