Skarsporn

Pictures or Videos of Alexander Skarsgard-known to fans as Askars or just Skars, that invoke all kinds of shameless fangirl panty flinging/OMG'ing/squeeing/fainting/blogging/moaning/skargasms/multitude of other reactions to their Viking Worshipping.

The pics/vids do not have to be naked-although those are rampant-as we know Askars is not shy or embarrassed about his Viking Studliness.

SVB: Did you see the lastest pics of Askars I posted on my blog today?

VWL: OMG-where did you find those pics?! My friend is going to have a skargasm when she sees this week's Skarsporn!!

Q: Do you know where I can find some good Skarsporn?
A: Check out all the links on my blog to all the Alexander Skarsgard Fansites & Blogs..they're filled with sexy pics!!

by VampiresWeLove March 6, 2010

statsporn

Statsporn - noun. An arbitrarily detailed statistical breakdown of information which provides no greater understanding but fills reports or especially weak assignments designed primarily to give the reader something to look at. Statsporn is most often accompanied by a figure or infograph.

The Feltron Annual Report about his life is filled with statsporn like the breakdown of clothing purchases in a year by colour.
This report is a not great is there no statsporn we can fill it with?

by John Nelson January 18, 2008

searsport maine

A small getto town that nobody knows about that has 0 options when it comes to boys. People here either do drugs or Use litter boxes

Hey where are you from?

Searsport Maine

Where’s that??

by Yourmomssidepeice December 28, 2021