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Skarsporn 

Pictures or Videos of Alexander Skarsgard-known to fans as Askars or just Skars, that invoke all kinds of shameless fangirl panty flinging/OMG'ing/squeeing/fainting/blogging/moaning/skargasms/multitude of other reactions to their Viking Worshipping.

The pics/vids do not have to be naked-although those are rampant-as we know Askars is not shy or embarrassed about his Viking Studliness.
SVB: Did you see the lastest pics of Askars I posted on my blog today?

VWL: OMG-where did you find those pics?! My friend is going to have a skargasm when she sees this week's Skarsporn!!

Q: Do you know where I can find some good Skarsporn?
A: Check out all the links on my blog to all the Alexander Skarsgard Fansites & Blogs..they're filled with sexy pics!!
Skarsporn by VampiresWeLove March 6, 2010
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statsporn 

Statsporn - noun. An arbitrarily detailed statistical breakdown of information which provides no greater understanding but fills reports or especially weak assignments designed primarily to give the reader something to look at. Statsporn is most often accompanied by a figure or infograph.
The Feltron Annual Report about his life is filled with statsporn like the breakdown of clothing purchases in a year by colour.
This report is a not great is there no statsporn we can fill it with?
statsporn by John Nelson January 18, 2008

searsport maine

A small getto town that nobody knows about that has 0 options when it comes to boys. People here either do drugs or Use litter boxes
Hey where are you from?

Searsport Maine

Where’s that??
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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