scaburbate Share definition Flag The act of masturbating so often, that one's penis starts to develop dry, scabby spots. When Memo's girlfriend is goes to L.A. to shoot porn for a few weeks, he scaburbates. scaburbate by Zayda.j July 7, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the scaburbate mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch