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The act of masturbating so often, that one's penis starts to develop dry, scabby spots.

When Memo's girlfriend is goes to L.A. to shoot porn for a few weeks, he scaburbates.

scaburbate by Zayda.j July 7, 2010

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Sadurbate

The act of masturbating because you're sad and have nothing else to do.

Don't go into my room, Summer just broke up with me and I'm going to go sadurbate.

Sadurbate by Definitely_Not_DJ April 14, 2014

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shaturbate

To shit and masturbate at the same time

I was sitting on the toilet, and I decided to shaturbate to this picture of Jenny

shaturbate by Poloshirts64 May 7, 2014

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Saturbate

The act of masturbating on a Saturday.

Person 1: Man, I spent all day masturbating Saturday.

Person 2: A typical Saturbate for me too.

Saturbate by LonleyNofriends21 April 27, 2019

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staturbated

To become sexually aroused by one score in a video game/sport/etc.

I just staturbated over that game of league we just had.

staturbated by TheDaileyTrain February 4, 2016

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Staturbate

To become sexually aroused by ones score in a video game

I staturbated all over my laptop after a 33-0 game of valorant

Staturbate by Bill <3 Epstein July 24, 2020

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Staturbater

Someone who is sexually aroused by a video Game

Bily is a true staturbater

Staturbater by staturbater May 31, 2016

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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