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a large, capacious twat

"Good heavens, Lady Pimbleshire! That is the biggest sausage-wallet I've ever laid eyes upon!"

sausage-wallet by Lee Henman April 1, 2003

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Sausage-Wallet

A place to keep your penis warm.

My Penis is cold
Well warm it in my sausage-wallet then!

Sausage-Wallet by Draco Malfoy. November 10, 2007

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sausage-wallet

a person who sleeps with other people's boyfriends. A chick who "spreads like peanut butter".

Audrinda Patridge from the hills is a "sausage-wallet" for sleeping with Brody Jenner when he was dating Jayde

sausage-wallet by Ms. Chanandler Bong May 20, 2009

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sausage wallet

It's where I store my Pork Sword.

I just deposited a gallon of man yogurt in that gals sausage wallet.

sausage wallet by Samhain_Knight August 10, 2004

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sausage wallet

the vagina; slimy hatchet wound; the eye that weeps best when most pleased.

The roast beef curtains on her sausage wallet appeared to be large, puffy, and swollen; it almost appeared as though you could fly a 747 into the Grand Canyon.

sausage wallet by weave March 26, 2003

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Sausage Wallet

A girls Vagina For example a TWAT, or a Tampoon Socket

n. Yeah I made her scream when i played with her sausage wallet when I was over at her house.

Sausage Wallet by Josh Grauer May 15, 2006

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sausage wallet

another slang term for a vagina. a sausage being the penis & the vagina being the wallet.

hope you got that dumbass.

you are just a no good sausage wallet, the freaking whore

sausage wallet by suck on this ass wipe February 14, 2009

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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