Tampoon

When a woman abuses her position of authority for personal satisfaction or gain.
I was up for the promotion but I was tampooned by my boss, Mary-Beth, and I didn't get the job.
by Moby_Dix January 18, 2015
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(Verb)

The forcible insertion of a tampon into a menstruating vagina usually by a second party.
My girlfriend was passed out on my bed and her flow was heavy so I had no choice but to tampoon her.
by LazloLion May 30, 2010
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A tampon so full of blood it seems like a freakin' lagoon!
-Dude, I had to take my frekin tampoon out!

-I tried to do stuff with my girl, but man she had to take her tampoon out it was sick...
by let.them.eat.cake. March 13, 2011
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When you (feel justified to) take something from someone right in front of their eyes. It's a form of retribution and seen as a form of justice by the person who is doing the taking...
He stole my drill, so I tampooned his whole toolbox. I got my drill back...
by Writewirks September 27, 2017
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A tampon, soaked in a strong liquor or for the non-drinking saints amongst us (who while sober are willing - Legends) caffeinated products and insert said tampoon into the anus. (Tampooning) This is best achieved using an applicator not made from card and preferably with some KY jelly. The result is alcohol entering the system and bypassing the liver, promoting your inebriated state.
1: Andy just tampooned last night!
2: I know, heard him screaming in pain the next day when he went for a dump
1: Dirt!
by beaverman May 29, 2010
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Tampoon is a word I made up ages ago. It's used to describe a tampon used by very large women; resembles a cotton harpoon. Vampires use them to make tea
by babyswanlets July 21, 2011
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When a lady accidentally drops a tampon (unused of course) from her handbag in an awkward public place. ie. Buckingham Palace.
Incoming tampoon! I tampooned on the check-out chick while paying for groceries.
by RogueRouge October 01, 2009
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