tampoon

the female version of a tool. a girl or woman who tries too hard. a poser.lacks the mental capacity to engage in an intelligent conversation. acts stupid on purpose and thinks it's "hott" or cuuute".

That tampoon thinks carson daly is hot

by Maryd August 23, 2006

tampoon

'tam-'pün tr.V. To prank somebody through the use of tampons soaked in red food dye in order to have the appearance of real used tampons and sticking them to cars, windows, houses, mailboxes, etc.

Similar to TPing

Tampooning Sandy's car last summer was quite a rush.

by Chris H., Pip R. October 19, 2006

Tampoon

When a woman abuses her position of authority for personal satisfaction or gain.

I was up for the promotion but I was tampooned by my boss, Mary-Beth, and I didn't get the job.

by Moby_Dix January 18, 2015

Tampoon

(Verb)

The forcible insertion of a tampon into a menstruating vagina usually by a second party.

My girlfriend was passed out on my bed and her flow was heavy so I had no choice but to tampoon her.

by LazloLion May 30, 2010

tampoon

vampires have used ones for tea

vladamier fetched a used tampoon to make some tea for his guests

by snowowl February 17, 2006

tampoon

n. a pod, or grouping of more then two women, heading towards a bathroom to discuss the location, to talk about the people at the table, to freshen up, and to use the bathroom.

As Justin sat eating his dinner, he recognized one of the cliquey girls in the passing tampoon.

by JJJJustin June 22, 2006

tampoon

(Noun)A tampon that is very much like a harpoon after it has been recovered from a bleeding specimen, a used tampon.

Some one left a tampoon in the waist basket.

by Dante Valentine May 3, 2006