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sausage gobbler

A person with a predilection towards gobbling all the sausages they can get, no matter their feelings on eating other varieties of meat.
Now she's vegetarian Jo Grant misses sausages, but no other meat. She was quite the sausage gobbler back in the day.
sausage gobbler by The-Island November 17, 2009

Sausage Gobbler

Some one who needs many cocks in their mouth!
Omg did you hear julie Gilman is such a sausage gobbler!!
Sausage Gobbler by Tjdaddy March 11, 2017

Sausage Gobbler

when a person can not resist and uncontrollably forces copious amounts of sausage into their orfice resulting in an audible sound reminiscent of a turkey.
latin: Pultem Gobbler
example 1: Tim loved sausage so much, he gagged himself during consumption.Tim was a Sausage Gobbler

example 2: Tim made uncomfortable noises when receiving sausage, tim was popular at sausage festivals and meat markets. Tim a Showboating Sausage Gobbler.

Mexican sausage gobbler

This is where your nan pounds her pussy on the door asking for you to squirt on her saggy tits after you've just busted a wet sticky load all over the kitchen sink.

Another version of this is where a bloke called Brandon puts his giant wobble cock into the keyhole in the front door while getting fucked by a horse cock.
Brandon, are you doing the Mexican sausage gobbler again?
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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