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sausage gobbler

A person with a predilection towards gobbling all the sausages they can get, no matter their feelings on eating other varieties of meat.
Now she's vegetarian Jo Grant misses sausages, but no other meat. She was quite the sausage gobbler back in the day.
sausage gobbler by The-Island November 17, 2009

Sausage Gobbler

Some one who needs many cocks in their mouth!
Omg did you hear julie Gilman is such a sausage gobbler!!
Sausage Gobbler by Tjdaddy March 11, 2017

Sausage Gobbler

when a person can not resist and uncontrollably forces copious amounts of sausage into their orfice resulting in an audible sound reminiscent of a turkey.
latin: Pultem Gobbler
example 1: Tim loved sausage so much, he gagged himself during consumption.Tim was a Sausage Gobbler

example 2: Tim made uncomfortable noises when receiving sausage, tim was popular at sausage festivals and meat markets. Tim a Showboating Sausage Gobbler.

Mexican sausage gobbler

This is where your nan pounds her pussy on the door asking for you to squirt on her saggy tits after you've just busted a wet sticky load all over the kitchen sink.

Another version of this is where a bloke called Brandon puts his giant wobble cock into the keyhole in the front door while getting fucked by a horse cock.
Brandon, are you doing the Mexican sausage gobbler again?
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026