Definitions by Kamhawkz1001
Wiggle cock
When some absolute fucking mutant has made such a odd series of decisions that even his own shadow has packed a bag and fucked off, usually happens after someone has spent six hours arguing with a bloke called Gary outside a kebab shop about whether pigeons have passports.
A wiggle cock can be identified by the unmistakable walk of a stupid cunt who has forgotten where his legs are supposed to go, one foot's heading towards your mums large window hole, the other one's apparently got a fucking job interview in your dads ballsack, and the rest of him is just following along because nobody had the heart to tell him the plan was shit.
It can also describe the sort of useless bastard who gets into a taxi, confidently gives the driver an address, then spends twenty minutes staring out the window before quietly asking, “Wait... where the fuck do I live?”
Another common symptom is suddenly becoming convinced that random household objects are plotting against you. The toaster is a prick. The kettle's a snitch. The hoover has “been acting weird lately” You haven't slept properly in three days and you're now threatening a fucking lampshade because it “knows too much"
A particularly severe wiggle cock will attempt to cook something at 3am, forget about it, wander into the garden holding a spoon full of demented cum, and return forty minutes later covered in ass with absolutely no explanation whatsoever
A wiggle cock can be identified by the unmistakable walk of a stupid cunt who has forgotten where his legs are supposed to go, one foot's heading towards your mums large window hole, the other one's apparently got a fucking job interview in your dads ballsack, and the rest of him is just following along because nobody had the heart to tell him the plan was shit.
It can also describe the sort of useless bastard who gets into a taxi, confidently gives the driver an address, then spends twenty minutes staring out the window before quietly asking, “Wait... where the fuck do I live?”
Another common symptom is suddenly becoming convinced that random household objects are plotting against you. The toaster is a prick. The kettle's a snitch. The hoover has “been acting weird lately” You haven't slept properly in three days and you're now threatening a fucking lampshade because it “knows too much"
A particularly severe wiggle cock will attempt to cook something at 3am, forget about it, wander into the garden holding a spoon full of demented cum, and return forty minutes later covered in ass with absolutely no explanation whatsoever
Wiggle cock by Kamhawkz1001 September 28, 2026
Take a picture of your willy and send it to my willy
When ur large scrumptious dick is so tasty that even the picture gets harder than a brick because you sent a pic of your willy to my willy
Take a picture of your willy and send it to my willy by Kamhawkz1001 September 14, 2026
your mums fucking pussy
your mums fucking pussy by Kamhawkz1001 December 15, 2025
Perfect pink pussy
My babes has that perfect pink pussy
Perfect pink pussy by Kamhawkz1001 December 9, 2025
360 granny
When your granny has had too many cum shots that she decides to spin around upside down with her legs in her ass and her pussy in a water bottle while her demented cock is being swung by a lamppost
360 granny by Kamhawkz1001 December 9, 2025
Black African cum guzzler
When a black coon tries to guzzle that cum down his tight throat but ends up in his ass instead while his nans fat cock is wriggling in his pussy
Black African cum guzzler by Kamhawkz1001 December 9, 2025
You fucking pussay
When your best friend wants some of your fucking pusssssssaaaayyyy - otherwise he will get so mad that he will cream his knickers while shoving a mars bar up his nose while his boyfriend sucks the shit out of his ass.
You fucking pussay by Kamhawkz1001 December 9, 2025