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Glugh Glugh Glugh Glaugh 

The distinctive mating call of a Sausage Gobbler.
Tim made awkward sounds when enjoying massive amounts of sausage. Tim would Glugh Glugh Glugh Glaugh when he received to much

Sausage Gobbler

when a person can not resist and uncontrollably forces copious amounts of sausage into their orfice resulting in an audible sound reminiscent of a turkey.
latin: Pultem Gobbler
example 1: Tim loved sausage so much, he gagged himself during consumption.Tim was a Sausage Gobbler

example 2: Tim made uncomfortable noises when receiving sausage, tim was popular at sausage festivals and meat markets. Tim a Showboating Sausage Gobbler.
Fridiot - People that become freaking morons due to performing any number of tasks that is distracting and causing a negative or less than normal result.
Fridiot-That fridiot almost hit me because he was texting and driving
Fridiot by BOWMANKINDKIND August 8, 2019

Skeeterish 

When things, places, people and situations have a sucky ending no matter how much you try to change the outcome.
That golddigger really sucks the life out of me... She's Skeeterish
Skeeterish by BOWMANKINDKIND June 4, 2019