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sausage smoker 

someone who sucks penis aka smoking the sausage
hey look at tristan over there, i just think hees a sausage smoker
sausage smoker by stoffard April 3, 2009
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Sausage smoker 

What Adrian and Tristan Tate will be doing for 15-20 years in Romanian ajaill
Hey what those two Tate brothers screaming for Leroy

Well Pete those Romanian Men do not like Pimps

So they teaching them to Smoke Romanian Sausages hence sausage smoker

Smoked Sausage 

A condition that occurs when an aroused male spoons with a female, and rather than voicing her displeasure verbally she proceeds to fart on the males engorged member as it rests between the cheeks of her ass. The Smoked Sausage usually serves as the final negative rebuttal to an unwanted sexual advance.
Ben's Smoked Sausage stands as the definitive proposition refusal. Never again will he place his engorged cock between the ass cheeks of a peacefully sleeping co-ed
Smoked Sausage by teh collective January 13, 2010

jamaican smoked sausage 

The act of taking a huge rip out of a bong and proceeding to blow it into a vagina, sticking your dick in immediately so the smoke comes out with your strokes.
E:Yo bro I was trying something new with my girl so I gave her the Jamaican smoked sausage.

M: What’s that?

E: Look it up and urban dictionary but it’s some wild shit!

Smoked Sausage 

When a man fucks the hole people get in their throat from smoking too much.
Oh man Joe gave smoking Sally a smoked sausage yesterday!
Smoked Sausage by Jaypjayb January 20, 2009

hickory smoked sausage 

a black mans penis (usually shortened to hickory)
she got down on her knees and sucked his hickory

Smoke Sausage 

Damn, look at that ho all up on that smoke sausage.
Smoke Sausage by MJ ALL DAY May 2, 2003
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