When you get a Portugués chick who hasn’t washed or shaved in a month or so, and she spreads her lips and places it right over your nose
Man I was having a great time with this chick til she tried to give me a Portuguese muffin, I swear she hasn’t maintenances that thing in months
by Bimbap July 07, 2021
The act of taking a huge rip out of a bong and proceeding to blow it into a vagina, sticking your dick in immediately so the smoke comes out with your strokes.
E:Yo bro I was trying something new with my girl so I gave her the Jamaican smoked sausage.
M: What’s that?
E: Look it up and urban dictionary but it’s some wild shit!
M: What’s that?
E: Look it up and urban dictionary but it’s some wild shit!
by Bimbap July 25, 2021