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proper mug. idiot. thick as a sofa sandwich
that geezer's a sauner
sauner by dan holloway July 15, 2006
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cunt saucer 

An individual who’s cuntiness is so apparent, it’s served to you on a saucer like a cup of tea.
That dude just cut me off and gave me the finger, what a cunt saucer!
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Noun: master of the sauce - someone who embodies and exudes sauce
“Did you see Sasha in that banging Shrek costume? He is definitely a sauceror”
Sauceror by Sashlotte October 14, 2021

Mr.Saunders 

A teacher at Richard Hale. Tim saunders Head of physical education is a absolute unit of a P.E teacher! At first he comes across scary like a big boulder extremely intimidating but when you get to know him he's a big softie. Also if you are good at sports you are immediately one of his favourites if you are not sport talented you are in for a surprise. Mr.Saunders specialises in Rugby and surprisingly volley ball. Not to mention he has a walking speed of 77mph. But one thing not to do is make Tim upset or you are in for a real treat. And if you are lucky you get to hear his banging tunes during circuit training.
Student 1: what's that come over the hill
Student 2: it's a Mr.Saunders a Tim Saunders!!!
Student 1: Thought it was a egg to be honest
Mr.Saunders by Big Ian wolff April 24, 2019

International Sauerkraut Day

Every March 24th is a day to celebrate the deliciousness that is Sauerkraut! It is a great time to go to an authentic German restaurant, make Sauerkraut, eat sauerkraut, and maybe even wrestle in Sauerkraut!
Joe: Hey Josh! How's it going!
Josh: It's going great! It's my birthday today!
Joe: Really? Happy Birthday! Did you know your birthday is on International Sauerkraut Day?
Josh: I did not! But how perfect, I LOVE sauerkraut, and I'm German! Let's go celebrate by eating as many pounds as we can at Gasthof Zur Gemutlichkeit!
Joe: YES! Come one come all!

Itchy Saucer 

An unclean, sweaty bunghole that itches continuously.
Carl didn't wipe his ass good after he sharted and the remnants left him with an itchy saucer.
Itchy Saucer by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015

sauerkraut 

A dish from Germany, which is mainly composed of shredded cabbage that has been fermented in vinegar and sometimes white wine. The cabbage is then usually cooked together with potato and sausage as well. Makes for a good Oktoberfest meal. Wash down with lots of beer.
If we call Germans Krauts because of Sauerkraut, do they call us Hams from Hamburgers?
sauerkraut by Mr. Kraut November 11, 2006
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