Cranberry juice mixed with Apple cider vinegar poured over ice. There are different kinds depending on your tastes: light, medium and heavy.
Bob: Can I try a saspy?
Jerry: Sure! I'll give you a light since you've never had one before.
Sarah: Can I get one too? I think I'll try a heavy this time, since I'm getting use to the mediums now.
(noun) a really retardedperson who acts like a dick or penis often used by Taiwanese students to mock others.
It started in an international school when a student called Sampson Tsai showed his dick in class and started dancing .
(Verb) sampyniscate
(adverb) sampynisly
Damn Jack you are such a sampynis for eating 5 apples .
Tom just sampyniscated in class.
Bob looked at me sampynisly with his dick out.
A sappy fappy is a very sad fap in which a penis-owning person goes to jerk it but then proceeds to cry immediately afterwards because they feel shame from God (( or they just lost their partner and are sad they had to do that themselves )).
The King of the sappy fappy is Ben Harmon from AHS: Murder House who often cries after masturbating, thinking about his broken family.
Guy 1: Yeah man my girl just dumped me and now I don't know what I'm gonna do.
Guy 2: Bro, just go have a sappy fappy and cry it out.