sasparilla : (1) Equivalent to being an idiot, a mentally slow, ugly as hell, fat as a whale, or anything to an extreme of an insult. (2) extremely savage, being strong or unstoppable.
"Chad and Aric were showering together but Brian needed to use the bathroom to pinch a steamy loaf. He didn't even wait for them to finish before he barged in and starting dropping one in the shitter! It was sarsaparilla circus!"
The stinky balls of john mallon used to commonly namefoolish team 2 members
John M.: Zack, stop being such a fucking sasporella, I will put you on team freeze for a whole week!
Zack K.: No John don’t do it I’m sorry for jerking in the hall after settling
A certain breed of large woman most easily identified by a shirt decorated by some form of majestic wildlife such as a pack of wolves or a kitten. The sapadilla is notorious for having excessive hair growth, and oftentimes have faint mustaches that are adorned by remnants of yesterday's food. See also: buffet queen and muffin top.
I found an animaltag in a nearby bush, a sapadilla must have chewed it off of her ear.
a bad ass time where you drink from 8 am till the next day if you make it, kegs, 600,000 people + 7 miles of street parties and some boobs if you have good beads. although there is some significant reason for it , all i know it for is to get wasted and have the best fucking time of your life.
some guy "hey its a saturday in january whats going on ?"
other guy "its fucking Gasparilla you idiot lets get downtown!"