An adjective used to describe how someone says something, eg 'That was a sarcasimistic comment'. It is generally used by very intelligent people who need something more than sarcasm, sarcastic and all the other sarcas- words. These people should be treated with respect and worshipped.

'Wow, that was a really sarcasimistic comment'

sarcasimistic by Mr +180 IQ December 8, 2014

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Sarcastamistic

Looking for the good in the person or situation, but you know it really blows, so you just smile and say something nice even though you don't really mean it.

Michael wanted the people around him to wake up and realize they were idiots, but he knew that would never happen. So he sarcastamisticly told them they were right, and just walked away, hoping the tone of his voice would clue them in.

Sarcastamistic by Preownedbrunette July 1, 2017

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sarcastimistic

A perfect blend of sarcastic and pessimistic. Describes someone who expects the worst but delivers it with a dry, unbothered sense of humor. Often used when you’re clowning your own misery just to cope.

“Bro said, ‘Oh yeah, I’m sure today will be amazing,’ in the most sarcastimistic tone I’ve ever heard.”

sarcastimistic by Landenmarsh November 26, 2025

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Sarcasticistic

A way to say sarcastic, but it’s fun.

Oh, Jimmy was being so sarcasticistic the other day!

Sarcasticistic by Tristan Barry Allen November 18, 2017

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