Sarcastimistic
"Because let's face it: We're all a little too androgynous to be either a pessimist or an optimist, sarcastimistic is our only option."
Sarcastimistic by JessyG April 21, 2010
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sarcastimistic
A perfect blend of sarcastic and pessimistic. Describes someone who expects the worst but delivers it with a dry, unbothered sense of humor. Often used when you’re clowning your own misery just to cope.
“Bro said, ‘Oh yeah, I’m sure today will be amazing,’ in the most sarcastimistic tone I’ve ever heard.”
sarcastimistic by Landenmarsh November 26, 2025
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Sarcastatistics
The measures of a particular person or group's amount of sarcasm over an extended period of time.
A combination of "sarcasm" and "statistics".
A combination of "sarcasm" and "statistics".
Person1: Dude, did you see how sarcastic that guy was?
Person2: Yeah, his sarcastatistics must be through the roof.
Person2: Yeah, his sarcastatistics must be through the roof.
Sarcastatistics by InoxFY August 7, 2010
Sarcasmistic
The act of being optimistic yet still being such a sarcastic bastard you make sure they know your lying.
"God dammit Destiny I can't stand Stacy!"
"I know she is such a Sarcasmistic bitch!"
"Shes only jealous! Come on Destiny, lets go eat 4 pounds of ice cream, throw up, and then make out while pretending its not going to complicate our friendship!"
"Alright but this time I get to comfort your little brother when he walks in on us."
"I know she is such a Sarcasmistic bitch!"
"Shes only jealous! Come on Destiny, lets go eat 4 pounds of ice cream, throw up, and then make out while pretending its not going to complicate our friendship!"
"Alright but this time I get to comfort your little brother when he walks in on us."
Sarcasmistic by Kamidarko January 24, 2009
sarcasimistic
An adjective used to describe how someone says something, eg 'That was a sarcasimistic comment'. It is generally used by very intelligent people who need something more than sarcasm, sarcastic and all the other sarcas- words. These people should be treated with respect and worshipped.
sarcasimistic by Mr +180 IQ December 8, 2014
Sarcastamistic
Looking for the good in the person or situation, but you know it really blows, so you just smile and say something nice even though you don't really mean it.
Michael wanted the people around him to wake up and realize they were idiots, but he knew that would never happen. So he sarcastamisticly told them they were right, and just walked away, hoping the tone of his voice would clue them in.
Sarcastamistic by Preownedbrunette July 1, 2017
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