sarcasmystic
sarcasmystic by Ordinary savage November 22, 2018
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Sarcasmistic
The act of being optimistic yet still being such a sarcastic bastard you make sure they know your lying.
"God dammit Destiny I can't stand Stacy!"
"I know she is such a Sarcasmistic bitch!"
"Shes only jealous! Come on Destiny, lets go eat 4 pounds of ice cream, throw up, and then make out while pretending its not going to complicate our friendship!"
"Alright but this time I get to comfort your little brother when he walks in on us."
"I know she is such a Sarcasmistic bitch!"
"Shes only jealous! Come on Destiny, lets go eat 4 pounds of ice cream, throw up, and then make out while pretending its not going to complicate our friendship!"
"Alright but this time I get to comfort your little brother when he walks in on us."
Sarcasmistic by Kamidarko January 24, 2009
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sarcasmastic
Person 1: Do you like my new hat?
Person 2: OH YEAH I THINK ITS THE BEST THING EVER OMGLOLOL.
Person 3: Are you being sarcasmastic?
Person 2: I give up.
Person 2: OH YEAH I THINK ITS THE BEST THING EVER OMGLOLOL.
Person 3: Are you being sarcasmastic?
Person 2: I give up.
sarcasmastic by kingweinerlickaa June 28, 2010
sarcassistic
Joe: "I'm sooo sexy, I would have sex with myself I'm that sexy."
Sally: "Oh Joe, you're so sarcassistic."
Sally: "Oh Joe, you're so sarcassistic."
sarcassistic by TallMidgety January 9, 2009
sarcasimistic
An adjective used to describe how someone says something, eg 'That was a sarcasimistic comment'. It is generally used by very intelligent people who need something more than sarcasm, sarcastic and all the other sarcas- words. These people should be treated with respect and worshipped.
sarcasimistic by Mr +180 IQ December 8, 2014
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