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Sarcastatistics 

The measures of a particular person or group's amount of sarcasm over an extended period of time.

A combination of "sarcasm" and "statistics".
Person1: Dude, did you see how sarcastic that guy was?
Person2: Yeah, his sarcastatistics must be through the roof.
Sarcastatistics by InoxFY August 7, 2010

Sarcastimistic

Neither pessimistic or optimistic-too androgynous to be either one.
"Because let's face it: We're all a little too androgynous to be either a pessimist or an optimist, sarcastimistic is our only option."
Sarcastimistic by JessyG April 21, 2010

Sarcasticist. 

Someone who is sarcastic, practices sarcasm.
Sheldon (Big bang theory) is a Sarcasticist and he doesn't even know it.
John, you're sucha Sarcasticist.

sarcastimystic 

meaning magically sarcastic
are you being sarcastimystic?
sarcastimystic by sha1991 July 15, 2011

sarcasimistic 

An adjective used to describe how someone says something, eg 'That was a sarcasimistic comment'. It is generally used by very intelligent people who need something more than sarcasm, sarcastic and all the other sarcas- words. These people should be treated with respect and worshipped.
'Wow, that was a really sarcasimistic comment'
sarcasimistic by Mr +180 IQ December 8, 2014

Sarcastamistic 

Looking for the good in the person or situation, but you know it really blows, so you just smile and say something nice even though you don't really mean it.
Michael wanted the people around him to wake up and realize they were idiots, but he knew that would never happen. So he sarcastamisticly told them they were right, and just walked away, hoping the tone of his voice would clue them in.