"Because let's face it: We're all a little too androgynous to be either a pessimist or an optimist, sarcastimistic is our only option."
by JessyG April 21, 2010
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“Bro said, ‘Oh yeah, I’m sure today will be amazing,’ in the most sarcastimistic tone I’ve ever heard.”
by Landenmarsh November 26, 2025
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